Dear Mr. KIA,
I’m a bit of a gaming nerd—console games, PC games, card games, board games, you name it—and am not afraid to admit it. Trouble is, I just moved to Singapore a couple of months ago, and haven’t found a store that sells a decent selection of games. Could you point me in some directions?—Player Killer
Dear PK,

Dear Mr. KIA,
I’ve recently started dating the woman of my dreams and she’s a real beach bunny. I can’t wait to frolic with her in her itsy bitsy bikini, but there’s just one thing I need to take care of first. Do you have any suggestions for where I can take care of the jungle on my back? – Hairy Harry
Dear HH,

Dear Mr. KIA,
I used to be quite the looker in my younger days but after years in a desk-bound job and far too many fast-food meals, I’ve become a little rotund. I’ve tried dieting and exercising, but it’s just not something I can commit to right now. I’m sick of old, oversized T-shirts! Where can I find clothes that will help me feel sexy again? —Big in Bishan
Dear Big in Bishan,

Dear Mr KIA,
I sat through a Bollywood movie marathon the other day and actually enjoyed it. In fact, that has given me itchy feet—I want to learn how to dance like they do in those flicks. Where can I go for Bollywood dance classes?
—Bhangra Belle
Dear BB,

Dear Mr. KIA,
I’ve just moved into my spanking new bachelor pad and want to throw a housewarming party, but am too busy working 70 hours a week to put it together. Who else can I turn to, besides my mom?—Party Prince
Dear Party Prince,

Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
My family and I are grieving the loss of my grandfather’s beloved Dalmatian. A service is being held next week for everyone to pay their respects but the only outfit I have to wear is an old suit that no longer fits. Any recommendations for suit alteration providers? —Suitably Aggrieved
Dear SA,

Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
My apartment is currently filling up with water after one of the pipes in my bathroom burst and I am in serious need of a plumber who can close it off. Recommendations? —Piped Down
Dear PD,

Dear Mr. KIA,
I have horrible taste in home décor, but the girl I’m dating is too classy and mod for me to not impress. What can I do to art up my apartment? —Artistically-Challenged
Dear AC,

Dear Mr KIA,
Don’t you absolutely hate it when you get really bad sunburn and you have to spend the next week peeling dried skin off your face? I have to do that—everyday. Eczema’s a bit like getting burnt in the sun except you also suffer from pimples that instantly dry up to become nasty black scabs. Sounds horrendous? It is. Help! —Itch, Please
Dear Itch, Please,

Dear Mr. KIA,
I am 28 years old and have early onset balding. The only hair I have left is two tiny tufts behind my ears. I look about 40 and with this shiny head there is no way I am ever getting laid. What should I do? —Hairless Harry
Dear HH,