There’s more to chinois chic than the recent Speak Mandarin campaign. We asked an Ah Beng and Ah Lian respectively about what’s the latest and hippest in Cina culture—from makan places to Canto concerts, from music VCDs to KTV lounges, from gaudy fashion to snooker parlors. Chiong ah! By Ah Beng and Ah Lian, with a little help from Daniel Tan and Terry Ong.