Ahhh! What better way to party on the weekend than to not party at all. I gave up the tempting selection of top international DJs for a round of gin and tonics at some of the most chilled out bars in town. Just me and the mozzies, or so I thought.

I enjoy meeting people who try their almighty best to be someone they are not. Why? Because 1) It’s hilarious, 2) They don’t know that it’s hilarious, and 3) I get a chance to work on my poker face—the look of indifference to their struggles of identity. In the nightlife scene, they come in the forms of pseudo DJs, celebrities, entrepreneurs, promoters and even bartenders.