We were sent some Mr. Rock Essential Oil for Men Virility in the mail (honest!) and we’ve got to say the pungency was beyond tolerable. In fact, we liken it to the smell of three-week-old stains on the sheets and reckon only those who suffer from Ozolagnia (arousal involving odors) will want to give this a shot.

As sales are taking place all over town to get rid of the Spring/Summer collections, stocks for the upcoming Autumn/Winter collections are slowly trickling in. Some of the coolest sample pieces I’ve managed to get my hands on are those from the Japs.

Seriously people, with so many great deals taking place (except the big brands of course, which are simply too snobbish) you’ve got to have your own personal Sugar Daddy (or Mummy, depending on your inclination) to take full advantage.