The last time I was drunk, I… took my pants off in a hotel lobby in San Diego.
Girls are… a diamond’s best friend.
Music is… the answer.
The craziest gig I’ve played was… at the foot of the pyramids in Egypt.
The musician I respect most is… Larry Levan. Google him.
God is a DJ because… he knows how to mix it up.
Sander Kleinenberg plays at Podium Lounge, which happens Sep 20-22, 10pm. $138-19,888 (VIP package for 25 inclusive of five bottles of Champagne and meet-and-greet sessions) from the site or call to book.