Ah, the perils of dating in Singapore. We’ve complained about the lack of eligible partners to some um, weird ways of professing your love, so it shouldn’t come as a surprise that our pick-up lines are just as odd. Here are some cheesy pickup lines that made the list:
1. The haze ends, but love doesn’t
Gurll are you singapore at PSI 300? Cause youre smoking hot #sgpickuplines
— Sheryl Chen (@Sherylchen98) September 28, 2015
2. Anyone here named Hui Ting?
Is your name Hui Ting because I’ve been hui ting for you all my life #SGpickuplines
— (@reefosupremo) July 23, 2015
3. Because grocery shopping is so romantic.
Can i be your sheng shiong? Cos everything i do would be ‘all for you’ #shengshiong #sgpickuplines
— Fevarent (@VMart3n) February 19, 2015
4. Easties, run for cover.
Do you stay at Bedok? Because the moment I saw you, my heart went bedokbedokbedok #sgpickuplines
— TheModAid (@didiadhom) January 19, 2015
5. You know what they say about the way to a man’s heart…
#SGpickuplines omfg “@rchxl_: “@_AnnabelleDoll: You are the egg to my prata because without you i am Kosong.””
— Joel! (@JoelTYW) November 14, 2014
6. Maybe the next Singapore rom-com will have this line:
“@angekunji: Are you an EZ-link card reader cause damn I wanna tap that #sgpickuplines“
— (@UNIC0RN_POOP) October 26, 2014
7. She’s so fine, indeed:
are you a parking ticket? cos you’ve got fine written all over you. ((only applicable in singapore if you get what I mean)) #SGPickupLines
— d-34 to taeday!!!! (@milkytaes) October 19, 2014
8. There’s no reason to be single, even if you’re a complete shut-in
instead of ”netflix and chill” here it’s ”starhub on demand and chill” #SGpickuplines #thanksbigbro
— precious snowflake (@cam_istry) August 27, 2015
9. Shopping isn’t the only thing going on at Orchard
Are you Orchard because I got my Ion Orchard. #SGPickupLines
— pinned 4 refollow (@lrhpornstar) February 6, 2015
10. Because she’s got it goreng on…
Are you mee goreng? Cause you got mee goreng crazy @bernadobernard #sgpickuplines
— Vevien Ong (@vevienong) October 20, 2014
Funny Pick-up Lines To Try on Your Next Tinder Match
The next time you want to hit your date up with a pick-up line, consider using one of these ten cheesy selections! You might make them cringe, but you’re just as likely to spark up a memorable conversation.
