When I was young, I wanted to… be a singer, but I can’t sing so I had to be a DJ!I would kill for… a diet that didn’t involve eating less food.The biggest challenge in spinning a mix is… judging what will make the crowd go crazy.My worst habits are… talking far too much, being too noisy and smoking!My biggest pet peeve is… illegal downloading. Don’t even get me started!When I’m drunk… I’m very well-behaved and happy—nothing too outrageous!Sexy is… being intelligent and individualistic.If I were an animal… I’d be a cat. I have two of them and they have the easiest life ever.Avalon punters can expect… new CDs, which we’re giving away at the gig!Catch Mark Doyle at Avaland feat. Fierce Angel on June 9 at Avalon.