Between the pink-clad LGBT menace and white-clad “pro-family, pro-Government, pro-Singapore” crusaders, we’re starting to think all our political hopes and dreams will come true if we just dress the part. Here are some ideas.
Wear Trays Campaign
For those who believe: Singaporeans should bus their own tables at hawker centres
Wear Ears Campaign
For those who believe: Strongly in lining up for the Hello Kitty Cafe
Wear Bikinis Campaign
For those who believe: The government should intervene in this miserable heat
Wear a Sad Face Campaign
For those who believe: Tinder should reconsider its pricing structure
Wear Torn T-Shirt Campaign
For those who believe: Artists should not accept state funding
Wear Lululemon Campaign
For those who believe: Citizens have a right to uncrowded yoga classes
Wear a Beer Can Campaign
For those who believe: The no public drinking after 10:30pm rule is inhumane
For those who believe: The government isn’t doing enough to make Singaporeans reproduce
