Christmas Carols: The Remix

Away in a mangerOr at home wearing red,The Singapore LionsLay down as if dead.Oh, jingle bells, jingle bellsJingle all the way,Oh, what fun it is to rideOn an overpriced expressway.Ding dong! merrily on high,On Orchard the tills are ringing,Ding dong! verily ION SkyIs riv’n with shoppers singing:Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oria, Anna Sui in excelsis!Rudolph, the red-nosed ang mohHad a very shiny nose,And if you ever saw himIt’d be by Orchard Towers with some … friends.O little town of SingaporeHow still we see thee lie,Above thy deep and dreamless sleepThe noisy Airbuses go by,Yet in thy dark homes shinethThat everpresent sight,The hopes and fears of all the yearsRest on the AC’s green light.