Mr KIA May 27

Dear MR KIA,
Lately my husband of seven years has been pretty withdrawn and bummed out. When I ask him what’s wrong, he just says, “I don’t know,” or, “No particular reason.” I have a hunch that he might be playing away from here. Any good private investigation agencies to recommend? I would prefer a hot young dude instead of a lame old ex-police officer with a tacky comb-over and gut.— Magnumless PI

Dear Magnumless PI,
Pshhh, you are one run-of-the-mill Hollywood cliché. Woman gets paranoid over man, goes on a quest for a PI. And a hot one you say? I can’t vouch for the hotties here but there are a couple of professionally-run agencies you can check out: CatchCheatingSpouse by Kokusai Security (#05-46 Peninsula Plaza, 111 North Bridge Rd., 1800- 3399-001) and Commercial Investigations LLP (#06-18 Bestway Building Podium B, 12 Prince Edward Rd., 6225- 9909). With the amount of talent on display, I’m quite sure you will find someone who suits your specifications. Don’t forget to invite me to your divorce party.