Mr KIA Oct 14

Dear Mr. KIA,
I’ve recently started dating the woman of my dreams and she’s a real beach bunny. I can’t wait to frolic with her in her itsy bitsy bikini, but there’s just one thing I need to take care of first. Do you have any suggestions for where I can take care of the jungle on my back? – Hairy Harry

Dear HH,
Fret not, we’ll sort your furry problem out pronto. A real specialist in all things fuzz-related is Strip Co-ed ION Orchard (#03-17A ION Orchard, 2 Orchard Turn, 6634-9330), where you can get just about everything waxed, including your back of course. If you’re feeling a little adventurous, they also offer boyzilians. After you’ve taken it all off, you can do a 10-minute post-wax ice mask treatment to soothe and moisturize the no-longer-offensive area. Fabulous Group (#05-03 Cineleisure Orchard, 8 Grange Rd., 6735-5335) is another great choice, with a professional team of experts so you can rest easy knowing that your bits are in good hands. They even stock a range of post-care products to prevent ingrown hairs, assist in exfoliation and calm your skin. Don’t forget to stay out of the sun for at least 24 hours after.