We’re so excited about all the music festivals coming up…and all the lovable and not-so-lovable characters who’ll be there. Do you see your favorites in this list?
1. The honorary Native American
Apparently, American bands travel faster than American political correctness.
2. The flower child
“I can be corporate all the time, but one day a year, I embrace peace, love, understanding, see-through blouses and glitter.”
3. The indie music junkie
They know all the lyrics to every song by every band performing this weekend.
3. The Kurt Cobain lovechild
Usually found self-deprecating at the smoking corner dressed in plaid tops and faded jeans
4. The imposter hipster
He adoooores every band you’ve never heard of, including ones that don’t actually exist. But don’t call him out on it or he’ll turn violent.
5. The Instagrammer
We all know they’re not really there for the music.
6. The fashionista
No #OOTD is complete without traipsing across the grass in heels.
7. The litterbug
Trash cans don’t apply to them.
8. The awkward dancer
Always dancing, always awkward, always alone.
9. The lovebirds
Eating each other’s faces—with an audience—is just part of the day’s line-up.
10. The impossibly tall person
Invariably standing right between you and the stage.
