16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

basic (adj) an individual who dresses, acts and behaves similarly to others; someone without individuality; lacks swag and uniqueness.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

You actually go see Jack Neo movies.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

You never eat a meal without photographing it first.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

You unselfconsciously call yourself a foodie.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

You go to Orchard Road for the Christmas light-up ceremony.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

You wear Native American headgear at Laneway.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

You dress up to drink at Ann Siang Hill.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

You queued up for Krispy Creme… and In n’ Out Burger…

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

Rather than avoid it like the plague, you actually go to Bangkok for Songkran.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

You go to parties on Sentosa in your best beachwear.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

Your Facebook updates are comprised of the following: rants about late busses, rants about loquacious taxi uncles, rants about crowded MRTs and rants about people misbehaving in public.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

You’ve righteously uploaded at least one image to STOMP!

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

“Cafe hopping” is a legitimate activity in your book.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

Your Instagram is full of pictures of you posing in front of colorful walls.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

You use the hashtag #blessed in an unironic way.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

Partying at Clarke Quay is the high point of your weekend.

, 16 signs you’re a #basic Singaporean

You think bespoke cocktails with smoke are cool.